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Monday, August 8, 2011

7 Dwarfs


Grumpy: I still haven't gotten the letter from the clinic that is supposed to tell me if either of my
remaining embryos made it to the blast stage to be frozen. Grr... I called their answer
line, but I'm not betting they'll give me an answer. It's too hot. The house is a mess.
Bitch, bitch bitch, bitch, grumble, grumble.

I'm also convinced about every other minute that a) I can't possibly be pregnant and
b) if I'm feeling any symptoms they are either in my head or related to the hormones
I'm taking.

Happy: I feel symptoms! Yeah! And Jo saw two lines today. It's another day down, my birthday
is coming, and I could be pregnant! Yeah!

Dopey: Did I swap out the estrogen patch yesterday? I don't remember...I'll swap it today just
in case. Did I give AK her medicine? Where did I put my water glass?

Hungry: All the time. I want greasy garbage fried in lard and smothered in goo. NOW!

Sleepy: I'm so tired. I just want to take a nap.

Crampy: A twinge here, a cramp there, an ache every which way.

and Doc: Drink your water. Stay cool. Are you sure you should be lifting that? You didn't swap
out your patches yesterday, did you? You need to take your estrogen 3X a day. Now
go drink some more water! And don't forget that baby aspirin.

3 comments:

  1. I love your dwarfs, and I can commiserate with all of them! You're just a few days behind me chica -- here's hoping your BFP is just a wink away!

    Big hugs,
    Jo

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  2. Hehehe, this is so cute! Great to hear you are feeling symptoms! :)

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  3. I'm sure the 'symptoms' are mostly due to being jam packed with progesterone and estrogen. I'm still hopeful, though :)

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